Ask A Stoner ~ Stoner Holiday Movie for You, Based on Your Fave Strain
The holiday season is here, fam, and you know what that means—time to chill, get cozy, and vibe out with some stoner-friendly holiday flicks. But let’s be real, picking the perfect flick to match your high can be kinda tricky. Don’t worry, I got you! Whether you’re toking on a laid-back indica, vibing with a creative sativa, or just want something that matches your festive mood, here’s the ultimate stoner holiday movie guide based on your fave strain.
Lavender Haze — How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
If you're puffing on something chill like Lavender Haze, you’re gonna love this cozy, classic animated version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas!. Indicas bring that relaxing, feel-good vibe, and this movie is pure nostalgia wrapped in holiday magic. So kick back, get comfy, and let the Grinch steal your heart (and maybe your holiday snacks).
Girl Scout Cookies — A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
If you're blazing on a hazy hybrid like GSC (Girl Scout Cookies), then A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas is calling your name. It’s wild, hilarious, and totally ridiculous—perfect for when you're in the mood to laugh at all the holiday chaos. The craziness of the plot and antics will keep you giggling the whole way through, just like your laid-back, chill high.
Jack Herer — Klaus
If you’re smoking something creative and uplifting like Jack Herer, Klaus is the movie for you. This Netflix gem will get your mind spinning in all the right ways with its beautifully animated scenes and heartwarming holiday story. Perfect for when your sativa high is in full force and you want a bit of holiday magic to inspire you.
Granddaddy Purple — Edward Scissorhands
If you're puffing on Granddaddy Purple, with its soothing and calming effects, Edward Scissorhands is the perfect match. This Tim Burton classic is strange, visually stunning, and beautifully surreal—just like the dreamy, introspective vibe that Granddaddy Purple gives you. It’s the ideal high movie for when you're in the mood for something emotional, whimsical, and a little offbeat. Let the surreal world of Edward take you on a journey.
Green Crack — The Night Before
If you’re blazing Green Crack, a strain that’s all about that high-energy, creative vibe, The Night Before is chef’s kiss for you. This movie’s packed with wild, out-of-control shenanigans and laughs you won’t be able to stop. With Green Crack giving you that extra burst of hype, you’ll be totally in the zone to vibe with the chaotic fun and festive madness. Get ready to laugh 'til your stomach hurts.
Blueberry — Elf
If you’re puffing on Blueberry, that sweet, euphoric strain, Elf is the vibe. Buddy’s joy is so infectious, and it totally matches the mellow yet uplifting energy of Blueberry. This holiday classic is packed with laughs and heartwarming moments that’ll keep your spirits lit without going overboard. It’s the ultimate feel-good flick to keep the holiday magic flowing.
Purple Haze — Bad Moms
If you're on Purple Haze, a strain that’s all about creativity and that euphoric lift, Bad Moms is your holiday go-to. It’s bold, unapologetic, and full of LOL moments that’ll have you crying from laughter. Whether you're breaking the rules or just vibing with the chaos, Bad Moms is the ultimate holiday comedy for when you wanna keep it real and have fun.
Blue Dream — The Grinch (2018)
When you're blazing on something balanced like Blue Dream, The Grinch (2018) is perfect. It’s playful, fun, and gives you just the right amount of chill while keeping things lively. The Grinch’s mischievous charm will have you laughing and feeling all the festive feels without getting too wild. It’s the perfect pick for when you want a little holiday chaos, but not too much.
Trainwreck — The Muppet Christmas Carol
If you're puffing on Trainwreck, that euphoric, heady high is made for The Muppet Christmas Carol. The Muppets bring all the quirky charm and hilarious vibes you need to keep you locked in while you ride that heady buzz. It’s fun, light, and packed with the perfect amount of holiday cheer. This flick will have you feeling all the good vibes while keeping things goofy and festive.
OG Kush — The Nightmare Before Christmas
If you’re puffing on OG Kush, a strain that’s all about that chill, relaxing vibe, The Nightmare Before Christmas is the perfect match. It’s dark, spooky, and totally stunning, just like your grounded high. The eerie vibe of this Tim Burton classic will take you on a trip, while keeping you rooted in that holiday magic. Perfect for when you're vibing low-key but still want a bit of spooky fun.
Candyland — Home Alone
When you’re smoking Candyland, which is all about that euphoric, happy high, Home Alone is the move. It’s chaotic, funny, and nostalgic AF. The slapstick comedy and heartwarming moments will have you dying laughing while you ride out that sweet, happy high. It’s the ultimate holiday classic for those vibes that make everything feel a little more fun.
Acapulco Gold — A Charlie Brown Christmas
If you’re puffing on Acapulco Gold, a strain that’s both euphoric and a bit introspective, A Charlie Brown Christmas is the perfect vibe. This classic is sweet, reflective, and just hits right when you’re in that chill, deep-thinking mood. The simplicity of Charlie Brown’s holiday feels will hit you with all the nostalgia while you ride that calm high and feel all the warm fuzzies.
Amnesia Haze — Scrooged
If you’re on Amnesia Haze, which gives you that creative, heady high, Scrooged is gonna be chef’s kiss. Bill Murray’s take on A Christmas Carol is full of sharp humor and quirky vibes, and your high will keep you engaged and laughing through all the fast-paced, chaotic comedy. You’ll be vibing with the zany energy while staying sharp for all the twists and laughs.
Pineapple Express — Pineapple Express
If you’re smoking Pineapple Express, then obviously Pineapple Express is the movie for you. It’s the OG stoner comedy—packed with laughs, action, and all the high vibes you could want. Whether it’s your first time watching or you’ve seen it a million times, it never gets old. Get ready for non-stop laughs and a wild ride with this classic.
Strawberry Cough — E.T.
If you're puffing on something sweet like Strawberry Cough or Blueberry, E.T. is chef's kiss for your high. This movie hits all the nostalgic, heartwarming feels, just like that euphoric, cozy vibe you’re riding. The adventure is full of wonder and magic, and it’ll hit just right when you’re feeling all relaxed and uplifted. Perfect flick for when you wanna get lost in the warmth of childhood memories and feel all the good vibes.
Northern Lights — The Big Lebowski
If you're toking on something like OG Kush or Northern Lights that leaves you feeling mellow and laid-back, The Big Lebowski is your vibe. The Dude’s chill energy, trippy storyline, and dry humor will match perfectly with that slow-moving high. It’s not about being hyped up; it’s about taking your time and enjoying the ride, which The Big Lebowski nails. Grab a drink, get comfy, and vibe with The Dude as he navigates all the holiday chaos.
So there you have it! Grab your fave strain, press play, and let these holiday flicks take your high to the next level. Whether you're chillin' with Buddy the Elf or getting lost in the Muppets' wild world, these movies are the perfect way to vibe through the season.
Happy Blazing! 🔥🌿
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