Ask A Stoner ~ Perfect Strains for a Horror Movie Marathon
You know there’s nothing like settling in for a long night of horror films with the perfect buzz. Whether you want to make every jump scare feel extra intense, or just chill out while the screams happen around you, I’ve got you covered with the perfect strains and edibles for both vibes.
1. Get Lit with Seasonal Strains
If you're the type that loves the thrill of being on the edge of your seat, screaming along with the cast, here are two flower strains and an edible pick that will definitely amp up the suspense!
~ Ghost Train Haze (Sativa) – With a name like that, you already know it’s spooky-ready. This strain will keep you alert and focused while sharpening every sound and shadow on screen. Perfect for when you want to feel like the killer is creeping up right behind you.
~ Jack the Ripper (Sativa) – Yep, that’s a real strain name! Jack the Ripper is known for its uplifting, mind-racing effects. You’ll be jumping at every creak in your house if you watch The Conjuring on this.
~ Stoney Patch Edibles (Sativa) – Sweet and sour with a sharp, energizing kick. These will have you hyper-aware of every little sound, making each jump scare feel extra real.
2. The “Too Chill to Be Scared” Vibe:
Maybe you just want to enjoy the creepy atmosphere without feeling like your heart’s gonna jump out of your chest. If you’re looking to vibe and relax through the horror, these strains will have you coasting through the scares.
~ Zombie Kush (Indica) – Aptly named, Zombie Kush will have you feeling laid back as you melt into the couch, barely flinching at even the most shocking moments. Great for watching something like Halloween without getting too freaked out.
~ Death Star (Indica) – It sounds intimidating, but Death Star will make you feel anything but. The high is heavy, calming, and perfect for getting through a whole franchise (Scream marathon, anyone?) without a care in the world.
~ Froot Gummies (Indica) – Simple, delicious, and so relaxing. Pop a few of these, and you’ll be way too blissed out to worry about any monsters lurking in the dark.
Now, if you’re like me, you’ve probably spent a lot of time high and glued to some classic horror films. Let me tell you, the first time I watched The Shining on edibles, I was convinced I was in the Overlook Hotel myself. Those long, creepy hallways? Yeah, they felt way too real.
Or there was that one time I smoked some Ghost Train Haze and decided to watch Hereditary… bad idea, but also the best idea. Let’s just say I was on high alert for weeks after.
So if you’re ready to have a killer horror movie marathon (pun intended), grab your favorite snack, light up, and prepare for some serious chills.
Happy haunting!
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